It was one of those times when I was getting kinda bored in office and was forwarding random pjs to people. After forwarding this one, this is the chat which followed:
Mortz: dude, why PJ?
Mortz: why suchchchchchchchchchaaa bad PJ?
Me: its a good PJ dude, you didn’t laugh at all?
Mortz: no dude – very bad, mendak tarr pharr was way better.
Me: hehe.
Me: ek mast shayari sun.
Me: ae mere vatan ke veero.
Me: ae mere vatao ke veero.
Mortz: wah wah.
Me: ae mere vatan ke veero. 1/x is not defined when x is equal to zero.
Me: đ
Mortz: lol
Me: abe zoe se hans na.
Mortz: compile all these pj’s on your blog
Mortz: big hit it will be.
Me: ya bro. I should do that.
Mortz: start compiling now. by 2 – 3 days you will have a lot.
Me: hehe. yeah.
Me: Ill make you proof read them.
Me: and then read them again on the blog.
Mortz: proof read pj’s!
Mortz: height
Mortz: ok -fine.
Me: 5 ft 8 inches
Mortz: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Mortz: this should definitely go on your blog.
and here it is. so if you dont like this post, then feel free to kick Mortz’s ass. He stays at 903, Panch Leela, Chandivali, Mumbai.
PS: the pj which got this chat started –
Santa – yaar koi aisa valentine gift bata jo seedha teri bhabhi ke dil per lage.
Banta – goli maar de.